carpe diem - seize the day
carpe noctem - seize the night
carpe natem - seize the ass
Seriously, if you guys don’t stop reblogging this I am going to carpe someone’s neck and break it.
carpe collum - seize the neck
Davida Tessmer: I try to be the glass half full type of person.
Augustus Daniels: How’d you know about my glass?! O_O
Davida Tessmer: I’m just that good.
I forgot to cat
Decided to dog.
my cat used to do this when i chased her around v.v