I completely lost my sense of humor when I realized offensive things aren’t funny so now I just rely on heavy sarcasm and everyone thinks I’m a dick

(Source: okdoufingerurself, via m0rphlne)

18 Oct 14 at 6 am





Black gold, black diamonds.
Perfect for a black heart.

pretty sure I’d marry anyone that walked up to me with one of these

this is what Sauron would be if he was a ring

Friend I fear you have missed the entire point of lord of the rings

(via keith392)


even white people are sick of white people’s bullshit

(via i-suck-dick)


Pros of wearing all black: looks so badass

Cons: everyone knows I had powdered donuts

(via i-suck-dick)

"I think the concept of virginity was created by men who thought their penises were so important it changes who a woman is."