It's my last day being eighteen.
fapolicious: why does the 2012 london olympics logo look like lisa simpson giving bart a blowjob
ccolfer: wingaardiumlevi0sa: there were 7 billion pieces of biodegradable confetti, to represent each person in the world. out there, in London, in the Olympic Stadium, there is a piece of biodegradable confetti dedicated to me. #i hope mine fell in someone’s crotch
[[MORE]] I’m in one of those moods that nothing is really wrong in my life, but my brain keeps on isisting that there is. Or maybe it’s my heart thats doing the insisting. I can’t really tell.
I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck I am. I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you fuck me please. I mean, fuck me. I mean, I’m not as sexually frustrated as you think I want sex.
emariemick: basically i wish i really was a meerkat
Questions not usually asked →
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? 3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? 4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? 5:Do you like to use post-it notes? 6:Do you cut out coupons but then never use them? 7:Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees? 8:Do you have freckles? ...
Some dude keeps going on the roof of the condo’s next to me. Now he has his camera sitting up on the roof with a tripod. I don’t know how I feel about this..
buttpower: you never really know someone until you play uno with them and the motherfuckin asshole hits you with a draw four MOM, CODY, JONATHAN. >:|
Send me one and i'll answer
awhlsnap: Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex boyfriend Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear *anyone*, Dear Santa, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear future me, Dear past me, Dear person I’m jealous of, Dear person I had a crush on, Dear girlfriend, Dear boyfriend,